How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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