new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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