Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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