So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize
