This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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