Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
