I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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