This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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