Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
The Olympian is in my bed
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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