2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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