Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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