wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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