Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It's official drugs can't kill me
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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