Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
As shirtless as possible
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
