i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
