I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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