Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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