god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
People in love make me want to vomit
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
