he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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