I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
True but thats because hes a fetus.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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