Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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