how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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