After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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