My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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