i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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