so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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