the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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