i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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