Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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