last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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