Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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