I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize