How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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