Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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