I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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