she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
