She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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