Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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