I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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