I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Too much gin, very little bucket
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
