Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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