whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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