in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
