Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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