Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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