Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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