Three words: puerto rican gang bang
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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