I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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