She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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