these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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