She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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