My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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