There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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