this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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